Beer Quotations | Page 2

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers.

In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to light the filter ends of cigarettes.

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight

2 p.m. beer nothing matters but flopping on a mattress with cheap dreams and a beer as the leaves die and the horses die and the landladies stare in the halls; brisk the music of pulled shades, a last man's cave in an eternity of swarm and explosion; nothing but the dripping sink, the empty bottle, euphoria, youth fenced in, stabbed and shaven, taught words propped up to die.

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.