Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you'll be fine.
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Regardless of your age, you will always have adventures, unexpected joys and unexpected sorrows.
Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.