Bovine Quotations

Those no-sooner-have-I-touched-the-pillow people are past my comprehension. There is something bovine about them.

I'm healthy as an ox. And you?" "To compare myself with a bovine would be both ridiculous and insulting, but I'm fit as ever, if that is what you are asking.

When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax.

The dark does not weep for itself because there is no light. Rather, it accepts that it is the dark.

Free the snow globes!

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.