Bum Quotations

I have grown up in Delhi in a way, and I keep coming here often. But, and I am sorry to say, I'll always be nervous when in Delhi. In my college days, I have had my bum pinched around so many times. So yes, in Mumbai, I can just walk around and do what I want to do, but in Delhi I'll always be scared.

I dress like a bum all the time. I'm a pretty casual fella.

There's hardly anything I've ever done that's made me cringe; I've got pretty good pitch, for a start, so I'm not known for hitting bum notes.

When I write a play, and we read it for the first time, the great fear is that everybody is going to say, 'You're a bum and you can't write. This stinks.' and throw the script in the garbage. The great hope is that they're all going to lift me up on their shoulders and carry me to the streets, singing, 'He's a genius, he's a genius!'

When you're in the States and you're a writer and you've got money and you walk into a bank, you're a bum with money.

I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants.

Working at the Food Bank with my kids is an eye-opener. The face of hunger isn't the bum on the street drinking Sterno; it's the working poor. They don't look any different, they don't behave any differently, they're not really any less educated. They are incredibly less privileged, and that's it.

When I was racing, I had learned that you can't set stock in public adoration or your press clippings. By the time I was 26, I'd heard crowds of 100,000 scream my name, but a week later they couldn't remember who I was. You're a hero today and a bum tomorrow - hero to zero, I sometimes say.

I think Bhutanese food - long dissed by every food writer out there - has gotten a bum rap.

I model jeans. You need a bum for those.

I can't sit on my bum very long in a movie theater seat, and when I'm directing, I always want to move the camera or edit.

We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives - even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.

America is a country that prides itself on being able to identify a 'straight shooter' or 'the genuine article' when it comes to our leaders. As a nation, we can 'feel it in our gut' when someone is giving us a bum steer.

The music I always liked as a kid was stuff I could bum out to and realize, 'Hey, someone else feels that way, too.' So if someone can do that with my music, it's mission accomplished.

My kid could get a bad X-ray and I could get a call from the doctor saying I have something growing in my bum and that would change my perspective on everything instantaneously, on what is and what is not important.

The person I heard say it the best was Bum Phillips when they asked him about Earl Campbell. He said, 'I don't know if he's the best, but it won't take long to call the roll.' I think Reggie White is a charter member of that club right there. He was as dominating and as good a player as probably anybody who ever played the game.

The point is that sunlight, which is the power source, is inherently diffuse. It is democratically and freely delivered to every bum daily.

My beard is staying because it covers my bum shaped chin!' - Discussing his much discussed beard

Number one, I was trying to change our fortune. Number two, we've been preaching a lot about character and showing some class. I just thought it'd be a sign of showing kids that you didn't have to look like a bum all the time to do a job. They got a kick out of it. I think it loosened them up a little bit.

Reyes, You're a Bum --- Cut off your legs and put prosthetics on ... I don't want to hear about stupid hamstrings.

I feel very ecstatic what he accomplished, ... He's the third-leading passer all-time, he's thrown for 50,000 yards, he's the only three-time MVP; he's worth a lot more than a first-round draft choice. I really don't care how they recognize it, but I have to use that Bum Phillips line: I don't know if it's the best, but it won't take long to call the roll.

Girlfriend: Does my bum look big in this? Me: It would look even better out of it.Trust me it works.

I don't think I did anything that damaged Vogue's circulation drastically. I did some bum covers. Actually there was one cover that was completely out of focus, but it looked intentional. Fine. I think Vogue was healthy enough at that time not to worry about its sales figures.

I don't think I did anything that damaged Vogue's circulation drastically, ... I did some bum covers. Actually there was one cover that was completely out of focus, but it looked intentional. Fine. I think Vogue was healthy enough at that time not to worry about its sales figures.

He's been carrying that elbow injury for a long time and he selfishly went right to the last minute to try to get himself in that team. If he wants to do another fitness test two days out from the fifth Test, I'll kick his bum because it's distracting everyone.

He was out there tonight with a bum knee playing defense and being the quarterback for us. His will to win is why the great ones are great.

I was a surf bum wannabe. I left home at age 17 and moved to Southern California to try to take up surfing as a vocation, but this was in 1964, and there was this nasty little thing called the Vietnam War. As a result, I got drafted.

Part of it is the fact that we are getting tired of the bum rap we're getting in Fort Wayne the fat city, the dumb city we want to change our culture to be a more health-conscious city.

Mick asked where that left him, ... James replied, 'Dad, you wear makeup, you wear funny costumes and you wiggle your bum on stage in front of thousands of people. What do you think it makes you?'

Wilder would say, 'Ninety minutes for this picture is all my bum can take in a seat',

Times have sure changed. Yesterday a bum asked me if I could spare $2.75 for a double cappuccino with no foam.

Whenever I make a bum decision, I go out and make another one

Bob is really getting a bum rap on this one. ... Bob is really a sweet old man who is kind of having a really tough day. I don't think he meant any harm or ill will towards anybody. I think he is just miss-understood.

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.

The shock of discovering that most of the power in the world is held by ignorant and greedy people can really bum you out at first; but after you've lived with it a few decades, it becomes, like cancer and other plagues, just another problem that we will solve eventually if we keep working at it.

I've a big bum and chunky calves. My husband says I've got elephantiasis of the legs.

Sometimes, you know, the president is a father-like figure in American society, to most Americans, even today, no matter how cynical we've become. And people don't want to think that daddy's a bum all the time. They don't want to think that Daddy's a liar, a cheat and a fraud.

The one chance I got to play them down there we didn't do well at all. But we did play well against them when they came up here. It's a bum ride, I didn't get to play any of my senior year back in California. But that's not something I could control. But we do play at Arizona, that's close enough for my family to drive to.

So when I cut my first live album, I did the same thing on the at bum and became my little rap thing. My first Grammy nomination.

Now I've stopped wearing huge trousers I can't wear boxer shorts. I wear thongs. When I first wore them I felt rude, I kept seeing my bare bum - then I liked it.

As a cop, I dealt with every kind of bum and criminal. They all have more integrity than some Hollywood people.

That's what Rocky is all about : pride, reputation, and not being another bum in the neighborhood.

A lot of people who are in that business are just not very good detectives. ... They often may not be dishonest, but they're not very good about going about their jobs. Most of the time, it's a bum steer.

It's a bum deal. We are still stuck, staying right above the rising waters with inflation.

It's a bum deal for him, as it is for us. He's paid a lot of time. He's paid a lot of dues. It's a tough deal.

It sits there in silence, but it's a pain in the bum for the politicians.

It was good to get out there. To get the opportunity to finally show my teammates that 'Hey, I can pitch,' - I know I kind of had a bum spring, but the bell rang and it's time to show up.

I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour.

If you are the kind of guy who draws in 100 million people to see his film, you've got every right to be paid accordingly, but I qualify as a character actor. I don't put a bum on a seat.

Hope was a pathological part of puberty, like acne and surging hormones. You might sound cynical to the world, but that was just a defense mechanism, cover-up coating a zit, because it was too embarrassing to admit that in spite of the bum deals you kept getting, you hadn't completely given up.

If he wants to do another fitness test two days out from the fifth Test, I'll kick his bum because it's distracting everyone.

'The Glades' is a light cop procedural about a cop from Chicago who got shot in the bum by his captain and made a change down to Florida, so he's a bit of a fish out of water.

The coaches were pleased with a lot of parts of that game. I hope it's steering us toward these important league games next week (McMinnville and Tigard). We've had a lot of bum luck so far with injuries, guys quitting, and we've got a guy who's out of the country, so we've been playing mostly with seven guys. That's been tough.