Cow protection to me is one of the most wonderful phenomena in the human evolution.
Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.
Mother cow expects from us nothing but grass and grain.
Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive.
The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.
I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet under a cow pat.
Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.
It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.
In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers as you had cows?
Kiss till the cow comes home.