I'm not a Republican, nor a Democrat, nor an American, and got sense enough to know it.
A born democrat is a born disciplinarian.
The aristocrat is the democrat ripe, and gone to seed.
Democracy can survive anything except Democrats
Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.
When you see all that rhetorical smoke billowing up from the Democrats, well ladies and gentleman, I'd follow the example of their nominee; don't inhale.
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.
Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one