Dessert First Quotations

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos.

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you liked as a kid. You jump on your hotel bed, order dessert first, decide to put every piece of jewelry you own on your body and leave the house. Why? Because you can. Because you're the boss. Because... Ooooh. Shiny.

Don't cry over spilt milk.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.

I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage when I would order dessert first.