Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.
We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.
The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.
Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag.
It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.