Drunken Quotations

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination.

Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as his opening act, and I got to visit every major American city and notice the audience, and Detroit was one of the worst.

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all. Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor.

We're starting to put the squeeze on drunken drivers.

Obviously they identified us as together, as gay, to the extent that they yelled a pejorative at my partner. I'm willing to chalk the whole thing up to drunken idiots in Adams Morgan.

New Year's Eve is notorious for lots of people going out and having a good time and having a few drinks. So, there's a likelihood of more drunken drivers being on the road. (All officers) are going to have their eyes peeled even more.

On the one hand there is definitely rage and anger for the drunken driver of the car mixed with overwhelming sadness for the survivors.

I'd be in these drunken states and do what I did, then magically appear at work the next morning and somehow continue to be a top performer.

But this is the second one we've had - a group of drunken Scotsmen stole the last one!

But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another

For they that sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night.

He was in a drunken state and I guess his friends were in the same condition and he was concerned for their safety.

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than illumination

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts, for support rather than illumination.

I think being a character actor is exciting in that it allows you to embody completely different things, whether it's through wild accents or a crazy bad guy or a drunken good guy.

Or if you really love stock car racing, but hate being surrounded by drunken rowdies, you can go with a busload of your church friends. I wouldn't say that there are fewer rules in most of these churches. Most of them really expect people to get involved in ways that can have a profound impact on their lives. It's just that there are so many paths into involvement that a smaller church just can't match.

It defies the nation's history and commonsense. With their filthy hands and drunken heads they are crawling into the sanctuary of the state.

Unlike men, who are apt to stab a total stranger in a drunken brawl or run amuck with a high-powered rifle, we women usually kill our intimates: We kill our children, our husbands, our lovers.

Why does he spend like a drunken sailor? ... Our votes are not for sale! The people of this city are too smart, too ethical.

Corporate air is my business. Danbury Airport's problems have been featured in every aviation publication for months. This airport has gotten terrible press ever since the drunken pilot. What this airport needs is money for gates and fences.

I've been badly used in some way and I don't want to make a fuss. It was in a drunken scrape. I'll be all right in a few days.

Other acts have been almost like drunken recklessness. This is like they were here on a mission. They were here for something.

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts... for support rather than illumination.

A drunken idiot loses her cell phone and because she is a cop two innocent people get arrested.

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.

It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.

They have to find a very rich, drunken buyer. The buyer must be drunk. Anybody who has good sense is not a buyer of AMD's flash business.

They have to find a very rich, drunken buyer, ... The buyer must be drunk. Anybody who has good sense is not a buyer of AMD's flash business.

It was just one of those quirky, sort of naughty, sort of wild, sort of, you know, drunken things that people will do from time to time.

The consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes

I'm fully expecting that we'll have a big surplus next year, ... and I'd like to see a plan for that now rather than waiting until that money comes in, then blowing it like a drunken lottery winner.

Calling your ex is what most people associate drunken dialing with.

He's spending like a drunken sailor, and he's now taking what are essentially routine staff-issued documents and claiming they're legislative proposals on the table. It's another hypocritical attempt to distort his own record and make Marylanders forget about his awful record. Voters are smarter than that.

I assured him if it gets passed around by drunken ballplayers after winning, it wouldn't be broken in Venezuela,

For the past 10 years, drunken driving has been at the forefront for the police department, ... There are a number of indicators for drunken driving, but that doesn't always mean the person has been drinking.

The idea came from a conversation with some friends at some drunken party. It seemed really funny at the time, and even after we sobered up it seemed funny.

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap; and none sober, where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage. It is, in truth, the only antidote to the bane of whiskey.