Ex Boyfriend Quotations

I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!