The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
We are constantly being put to the test by trying circumstances and difficult people and problems not necessarily of our own making.
Most of the confidence which I appear to feel, especially when influenced by noon wine, is only a pretense.
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
Never take anything for granted.
A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.
The third time you say a thing it sounds like a lie.
It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
You can't fake being able to cook well.