Fierce Quotations | Page 2

As a comedian, you want people to like you. That's part of why you're there in the first place: You have this unquenchable need to be liked, and then when you divert from that and take a chance at doing something that has moments of fierce unlikeability, you can hit some real low points.

The fierce battles between New Democrat centrists and old-style liberals that defined the Democratic Party in the 1990s are long gone, with the party unified behind Barack Obama's economic agenda of universal health care, expensive federal programs and more regulation of the financial markets.

Bigger is always better.

I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.

I just had one of those 'what the hell are we doing' moments.

There is no dignity in television.

This is the point in the show where we say, 'Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?'

Jamie's gonna go take a break now, and i am going to continue the on-going process of making a fool of myself and go ahead and try it myself.

Let's blow some stuff up.

Remember kids, I have life insurance.