Fifth Grade Quotations

Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it.

Everybody either wanted to take care of me or push me around, you know? I was teased a lot, sure I was, of course. Fourth grade, fifth grade, sixth grade, everybody was taking their spurts except me. I was not growing up.

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school.

A small olive-skinned creature who had hit puberty but never hit it very hard, Ben had been my best friend since fifth grade, when we both finally owned up to the fact that neither of us was likely to attract anyone else as a best friend.

I knew school was stupid since the fifth grade.

I apologize for Pam. I accidentally hit her in the head with a baseball when we were in fifth grade and knocked her out cold. She’s never been right since. (Tory)

I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.