Fortune Cookie Quotations

Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better.

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

Always tell the truth - it's the easiest thing to remember.

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life.

If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began: 'The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity,' I would hide my head in a bag. The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.

The final act of business judgment is intuitive.

You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune cookies with 'Confucius say' or the Nietzsche guy from Mystery Men that's always saying 'when you walk on the ground, the ground walks on you.

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

For children is there any happiness which is not also noise?

If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful.

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

Forget goals. Value the process.

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book...on my computer!

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.

What you earn depends on what you learn.

The best way to make children good is to make them happy.

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.

To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.