Fowl Quotations

Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.