I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.
Once (Stan) Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.
A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?