Funny Jokes Quotations

I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I've now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes.

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.

Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be.