Gas Stations Quotations

I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations.

I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out

I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people.

I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.

There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content.

Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.

I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get 'em at gas stations. They're like 99 cents for four bags. And cashews. I love cashews.

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.

He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.

I don't approve of the John Waynes and the Gary Coopers saying "Shucks, I ain't no actor - I'm just a bridge builder or a gas station attendant." If they aren't actors, what the hell are they getting paid for? I have respect for my profession. I worked hard at it.

Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.

I already tried that. Something heavy metal like. And sunglasses. But it didn't work; I went to the gas station and when I left the guy at the counter said, 'bye Mr Schumacher

Oil companies have gas stations. There's this whole huge structure that is about finding a new liquid for the tank. And the idea that maybe there shouldn't be a liquid, that maybe the best is an electrical grid, a sustainably powered electrical grid that we all plug into, that doesn't sit well with oil companies;

I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.

Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country.

When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel.

Life is not a tour of gas stations.

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

I don't live in the papal residence. I live in a simple apartment behind the Vatican gas station.

I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.