Good Omens Quotations

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.

He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.

I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.

You can't second-guess ineffability, I always say.

Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.

Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole.

Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead.

An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.