The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.