House Guests Quotations

A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.

People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

Every house guest brings you happiness. Some when they arrive, and some when they are leaving