England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English.
Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal
Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog that, if it takes an interest in your personal regions (which of course it does) you cannot fend it off with a blowtorch.
The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch thrown sticks, thereby freeing humans from having to perform these tedious yet vital tasks.
They have a lot of trouble with pronunciation, because they can't move their jaw muscles, because of malnutrition caused by wisely refusing to eat English food, much of which was designed and manufactured in medieval times during the reign of King Walter the Mildly Disturbed.
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.