Jockeys Quotations

I was too heavy to be a jockey and too honest to be a producer, so I became a writer

I hope to be remembered as a very good jockey.

At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.

I was so anxious to succeed that I made a practice of appearing on all the disc jockey shows I could, in order to publicize the band.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Even the disc jockeys are saying, if I play your record, I made you. You got to play for me free.

I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.

Sometimes you buy the horse, sometimes you invest in the jockey. It really comes down to the actual business and the upside.

A jump jockey has to throw his heart over the fence - and then go over and catch it.

I wanted to be a jockey.

Falsehood is the jockey of misfortune.

I just can't - I can't exist in normal group situations. A classroom, where you have to sort of jockey for position, compete for attention - I would just withdraw.

The racehorses assemble at the starting barrier in all the finery of a mediaeval pageant, the jockeys in silks like figures from a Tarot pack, the bookies in leather and tweeds standing beside their boards each confident that the future has been controlled.

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!

I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.