Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.
I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out
Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.
What goes up must come down.