Lifeguard Quotations

Putting Mary Gall in charge of the Consumer Product Safety Commission is like hiring a lifeguard who doesn't like to swim, ... She has consistently demonstrated a preference for the interests of manufacturers over the well-being of children and consumers ... even when the number of deaths continues to rise.

I'm a qualified lifeguard and have being teaching people how to surf for five years now. Victor used to wash my car at Addington Beach until I thought about offering him this opportunity.

There has been a lifeguard shortage for a while, so it's good that young people are into it.

We've doubled up at some of the lifeguard towers here, down in the Waikiki area, and we've also brought in a second rescue craft to service our very high activity area here,

I grew up in New Jersey and was a lifeguard there for 20 years on beach patrol. I just retired last year (from beach patrol), and one of the things I was missing was the environment. I thought to myself that if I were teaching down by the shore, I'd be teaching on the beach everyday. How can I pull that off here? Then, I realized how close Nine Mile Run is to our school.

Ben and Blake are two very talented newcomers. Ben has an incredible work ethic. He's always here, always working hard. Blake works here as a lifeguard and we conned him into swimming.