Metric System Quotations

Nobody in the United States knows what either a "meter" or a "kilogram" is. The whole reason why we fought the Cold War was so we wouldn't have to learn the metric system.

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.

Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.

The most lasting and universal consequence of the French revolution is the metric system

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

God invented man, and man invented the metric system.