Microwaves Quotations

The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.

I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.

I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It's, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you've got something. Nobody's putting passion or any thought behind it anymore.