Mommy Quotations

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend, I realize this is what my friends who conceived before me meant by, 'You just won't care.'

I developed my own production company. I'm reading different books and writing, working on myself. I'm being focused on that, but also being focused on in front of the camera and balancing mommy life at the same time. I just want to continue to move forward.

I agree that mommy wars are not good for any mothers: that such wars are time and effort wasted.

But my family's really close and I was interested in what Mommy and Daddy did for a living. So when Mommy and Daddy had a script that wasn't totally age inappropriate, they would let me read it. And we would talk about it.

I want my son to never know the mommy who would rather watch him play basketball than play with him.

I don't want my daughters to grow up the way that I grew up. I want them to actually see Mommy in a fulfilled relationship that's amazing for her.

The spiritual message is we lose our lives in pleasing others; if you're the good child who pleases Mommy and Daddy but internalizes anger, you're setting yourself up for disease.

Brad and I have never wanted our kids to be actors, but we also want them to be around film and be a part of Mommy and Daddy's life and for it not to be kept from them, either. We just want them to have a good, healthy relationship with it.

Mommy! Mommy! She died at the hands of two people she called Mommy and Daddy.

My husband died four years ago. And I told him that if he hurt me, my little girl wouldn't have a mommy or a daddy.

I get up every morning and I say, 'Good morning honey, it's Mommy (and) I hope you have a wonderful day'. I'm glad she's with God and not suffering any more. The only thing is, I'd like her to be with me.

Hello, Mr. Douglas, Mommy and Daddy will be right down.

I think what strikes a chord is, this is a mother. She has children and she's doing something illegal. We have a history of the father doing what he needs to do to support his family. Mommy is not supposed to take these kinds of risks. She's supposed to be at home nurturing. But I guess you weigh your options and do what you think is gonna work.

I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

My mommy instinct is to go and hug my children.

We have to support each other's tired nerves, I know that sounds so Pollyanna, but really... Mommy groups can be amazing, but haven't you ever gone to one and felt like you are back in high school, totally on the outside of the 'cool kids' club? I totally have!

Explain to the child that this is all the space that Mommy is allowing you for your artwork, and that you can't save it all. The more you include your children in those basic decisions, then the more appreciative they are, and the more apt they are to comply with your requests.

While they stood, the Mommy said if you ever want to be the first person to board an airplane and if you want to travel with your pet, you can do both, easy. The airlines have to let crazy people carry their animals on their laps. The government says so.This is more important information to live by.

There's normally twice as many fans everyone and their mommy is here. The intensity was not heightened by the crowd as much today as when you have screaming fans hanging everywhere.

Now, I have to try to explain to my son that his mommy is going to be gone.

There's a happy medium between doing baby yoga-doing Mommy and Me having a scheduled activity 6 days a week, vs. having scheduled activities 2 to 3 days a week and the other 3 to 4 days should be play time with other kids, or with mom or dad.

This is the ultimate mommy party issue, if you believe that Democrats are the mommy party and Republicans are the daddy party.

It was either my mommy or my daddy. I had one brother they would trust me with.

I told her she shouldn't go, but she told me: 'I must go to school, Mommy - my teacher is going to look for me.'

For many characters, the prospect of having a child in their life brings up a lot of issues about their own parents. And who doesn't love that? Bad mommy or daddy issues are a delicious staple in romance novels.

It started to not be cool to be heard calling her Mommy in the street, so I started calling her Sister Sue.

It's always been a mommy and daddy store, ... and it will be as long as I can get up.

Then I had a baby and went on the mommy track,

The bird that we saw had to have a mommy and a daddy. We have solid evidence for one. We believe there are more.

No author loves the idea of not choosing his or her characters' names, ... Mommy Track Mystery.

And I think my daughter knows now that our life is split in two. Half of the year is spent with Mommy working and the other is spent with no work in sight.

A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon