A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. Ill take an angry moose any day.
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.
The Creator is not a careless mechanic.
Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.
You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.
That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi.
The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus.
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it.
The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.
If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.
I feel as fit as a bull moose.