Muffins Quotations

On Christmas morning, we always make breakfast, and everyone eats before we open any presents. I make muffins and homemade applesauce, which I don't think anyone likes as much as I do... I just love the way it makes the house smell!

My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.

English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.

Way back when I was a junior pastry chef, I'd bake loads of muffins every morning, as many as 120 or so, while operating on autopilot.

We have muffins and donuts that have been prepared with the syrup and fresh syrup will be offered for the pancakes.

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

No one should be worried that if you're drinking more soda or eating more muffins you're going to die an earlier death.

I eat breakfast pretty much 'round the clock - muffins in the morning, scones for lunch, cereal at night - which may be odd but is also oddly satisfying, if only because the choice is my own.

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin!

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you.

I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part.

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When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin because I would eat muffins all the time.

So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.

Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head.

She had no mercy. He looked at her neck and thought how he would like to jab it with the knife he had for his muffin. He knew enough anatomy to make pretty certain of getting the carotid artery. And at the same time he wanted to cover her pale, thin face with kisses.

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Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins.

You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them.

When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.

Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them!

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance

How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless." "Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them." "I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.

Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.

It's impossible to consider myself a producer. I can barely produce an English muffin, in the morning.

God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us, not to be rattled like a muffin man's bell.