Nappies Quotations

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing.

If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy.

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?