Never Trust Quotations

Never trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

Never trust a journalist unless she's your mother.

Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

I never trust anything that can be captured in 2 takes.

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Never trust anyone who tells you how people come to trust them.