I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.
You play to win the game.
Make sure when anyone tackles you he remembers how much it hurts.
What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.