One Liner Quotations

The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself.

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times.

President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

No one-liner can ever be optimal.

People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners are later inventions - words that people wished they had spouted, but failed to manufacture at the truly opportune instant.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Please don't stand up on my account.