Orthopedics Quotations

Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.

Right now I am doing my residency in orthopedic research.

I feel like I'm wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.