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If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie.

Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims.

... to paint with oil paints for the first time ... is like trying to make something exquisitely accurate and microscopically clear out of mud pies with boxing gloves on.

Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just and idea, just pie in the sky.

I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.

I once sat on the rim of a mesa above the Rio Grande for three days and nights, trying to have a vision. I got hungry and saw God in the form of a beef pie.

Except for the scale of the operation, there was nothing unusual about Hitler's massacre of the Jews. Genocide's an old tradition, as human as mother love or cherry pie.

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy.

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

So, is there anything in apple pie from the Americas?

Mobile can drive Internet usage, so we all will benefit. The pie is growing, and everybody can get his or her slice.

One reason Girl Scout cookies are so special is they only come once a year. I think it probably reminds the soldiers of home. Girl Scout cookies are kind of like apple pie and the flag.

One problem with politics is that it is a zero sum game, i.e. politicians argue how to cut the pie smaller and smaller, by reshuffling pieces of the pie. I think this is destructive. Instead, we should be creating a bigger pie, i.e. funding the science that is the source of all our prosperity. Science is not a zero sum game.

Pessimism is as American as apple pie-frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

If we can start physical education at the elementary level, we'll have a stronger program. The way I look at it, exercise is a slice of the pie along with good nutrition, adequate sleep and prevention of substance abuse.

I did see the guy put the air pack on and go in, but he went in and turned around. Sandy was our angel in our family. We loved her very much. She was a pie in everybody's eye.

I cut my two cheeseburgers and pie a la mode to one cheeseburger.

For the really big-budget films, the North American box office gross does not always have to be spectacular. International is becoming a bigger part of the pie and so are worldwide video sales.

He has an oar in every man's boat and a finger in every pie

We told the girls that they were tasting humble pie for that one. We beat a good Bartram Trail team (on Tuesday) and I guess we felt like people will fall down for us and let us win. It just makes the target on our backs a whole lot bigger.

Here's the real problem: the pie is shrinking. This crowd in Tallahassee has not funded education.

It increase the pie for radio in general.

I think the ideal situation would be if everyone had full coverage. Ideal is pie in the sky at this point because of the budget restrictions, which are handed down to us from the state. We can only do so much with the funding the state gives to us. So if we want to do ideal for all teachers, the funding from the state would have to increase.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.Cold pie was highly esteemed by the remains. --Rev. Dr. Mucker(in a funeral sermon over a British nobleman)Cold pie is a detestable American comestible. That's why I'm done --or undone -- So far from that dear London.(from the headstone of a British nobleman in Kalamazoo)

Many economists will end up eating humble pie this weekend because, while the relationship between the weekly initial unemployment claims and non-farm payrolls is fairly robust, we should also realize that it is not always a stable relationship from month to month.

I thought it's two birds with one stone ? to lose weight and to prove a point for the little fat people, ... Just because they accidentally put an apple pie in my bag instead of my apple dippers doesn't mean I'm going to say, 'Oh, I can eat the apple pie.'

The key to changing our past, present, and future is to create our piece of the PIE (our Perceptions, Interpretations, & Expectations) on purpose.

I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all that stuff would somehow anchor me to the planet, that it was the weight I needed to keep from just flying off into space.

I was quite cocky, but having been hailed as this great young golfer, I couldn't even make the high school golf team once I got there. I had a big dose of humble pie then, and ever since, I've always known that there is always someone out there better than you, more talented. Always.

I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself out there for the pie scene. But I went for it and the results were wonderful.

You'll get pie in the sky when you die (The Preacher and The Slave)

Today?s (venture capital) money chases older, more-established companies with real cash flows, rather than pie in the sky projections. Silicon Valley has evolved.

The president could announce a cure for cancer, and the pictures would be some protesters from Code Pink trying to put a pie in his face.

We are not concerned with taking control of the board or taking more money at the expense of others. Our argument is that not enough is being done to enhance the commercial value of the Heineken Cup: more partners should be sought and there should be a sponsor for the Challenge Cup, a competition which is important but which does drain resources. We are not after a bigger slice of the pie: we want a bigger pie so that everyone gets more.

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.

We're known for our lime, our citrus. We are the citrus state. We should have a citrus Key lime pie. Georgia, they need to keep their pie over in Georgia.

Traditionally, institutional funds have always catered to the high-end institutional client That's where the money was. Now, with the boom in retail sales... that pie has gotten so large they want a piece of it.

It is all very well to say that children are happier with mud pies and rag dolls than with these elaborate delights. There may be something in this theory, but when their amusements are carried to such a point of luxurious and imaginative perfection it certainly gives them great and even unlimited enjoyment at the time.

I read a comment [about me] on YouTube that I thought would upset me — ‘Test pilot for pies’ — but I’ve always been a size 14-16 and been fine with it. I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn’t.

I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea.

When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I don't want to.

A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!

Please stop putting quotes from Nietzsche at the end of your emails. Five years ago you were laughing your guts out over American Pie 2. What — suddenly you’ve magically turned into Noam Chomsky?

I would give you my soul in a blackberry pie; and a knife to cut it with.

I love you as New Englanders love pie!

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.

I'm not trying to take more of the pie for myself. I'm trying to make the pie larger for everyone.

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

I love you above all things, even pie.

People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?

The fact that I was a junkie for a long time is only one slice of my own personal pie, which is made up of a lot of different slices.

...and so many orchards circled the village that on some crisp October afternoons the whole wold smelled like pie.

You realize the futility of worry. You learn to hate the small and the little. Life is a pie which you cut in large slices, not grudgingly, not sparingly. You know your limitations and proceed to eliminate them; your abilities, and proceed to develop them. You are free.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

The promises of pie-in-the-sky liberal environmentalists that we can convert to 'clean' energy sources and stimulate our economy are based on dubious environmental and economic assumptions, fantastic notions about alternative energy, and a disturbing acceptance of the tyrannies inherent in command-control economies.

Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.

Let's stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies.

I can't keep my fingers out of any pies.

Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie's not big enough, make a bigger pie.

There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

Another lesson about a naive fool who came to Babylon, and found out that the pie don't taste so sweet.

This was all pie in the sky before.

There is only so much pie out there. We all have to share it. The young people need it, the working people need it and the elderly need it. WE just have to figure out how to best use the pie that we have.

When the growth rate is high, the pie is bigger and everybody gains. If the pie grows more slowly, everybody loses.

To not be a partner in this would be like saying the American flag is bad and apple pie is terrible. We are talking thousands of jobs.

We look to spot design trends. We'll have a team go around and take pictures and measurements and then we'll sit down with the head of product development and talk about which ideas tend to be the most relevant. Part of my job is to decide what's the next blockbuster trend, and you don't get that looking at pie charts.

There's no question we never anticipated that kind of fuel reduction, ... We thought fuel prices would be going up, and instead the second biggest part of our operating pie had a big reduction.

There's no one reason for this slump. This convergence of technology and culture, combined with so many options for entertainment, has created a pie with so many slices now. It's tougher and tougher to grab a piece.

There's just a lot more boomer kids out there, and that's cutting up the pie into very small pieces.

The top crust of our pie is unique and different from the bottom crust. We don't use vanilla extract, cornstarch or nutmeg (as the Food Network recipe implies).

The top crust of our pie is unique and different from the bottom crust, ... We don't use vanilla extract, cornstarch or nutmeg (as the Food Network recipe implies).

The whole view that this was going to be over quickly and it would be off to the races was just pie in the sky. My sense is that this could easily drag on for months. At what point does that hit people like a two-by-four?

The scores were above average, particularly from the under-25 group, which is the target audience. Fifty-seven percent was under 25 (while with) 'American Pie 2' 67 percent of the audience was under 25. Seventy-seven percent was under 25 for the original.

Orlaith was the best kisser and she had a fantastic set of boobs on her as well. Even though I got a custard pie off her in the Romeo and Juliet task, I still got a snog off her. She was fit and had the best fake boobs I've ever seen.

So when people ask me what American Pie means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I don't want to.

One gentleman said it was his quest to have gooseberry pie at RAGBRAI. He said he didn't get any the other year until he was getting on the bus.

Now it looks like the pie is going to have a significant portion of WCDMA in it, and the investment community has not developed a comfortable consensus on what that means. That's why we're seeing the fluctuation.

The Moon Pie is a bedrock of the country store and rural tradition. It is more than a snack. It is a cultural artifact.

You name the pie and we do it. They are all made from scratch.

This doesn't change the size of the pie that people are fighting for. It just makes it more likely that Microsoft will get a bigger chunk of it without the government interfering.

They said sound was going to kill the movies, that TV would, that home video would, that cable would, that pay-per-view would. Every time -- the hand-wringing! The woe-is-me! And instead what happened was, the pie gets bigger.

All of it is vital, there is not anything in here that we would consider a wish list or pie in the sky,

They're only mediocre if you're a securities analyst, not if you're a real person, ... The successful retailers are opening stores like mad. That may steal sales from existing stores of their own as well as other retailers. But the overall pie is growing. I'm an economist; I focus on the pie, I don't care how they slice it.

There seems to be something for everyone. Auto makers are slicing the pie even narrower.

It's egg and milk products that people abuse the most. People leave pumpkin pie out on the counter, but it has eggs and milk in it. It's a custard. Don't leave it out.

It was sold out yesterday, ... I actually went to the grocery store and bought frozen apple pie (because) I wanted it so bad.

It's a completely different show than what we did in the '70s. All you have to do is watch and you'll find out. Back then, it was pie throws and all the silly kind of comedy.

It's not like we have a lot of people calling us up for this. This is not something pie in the sky. This is something being worked on.

It's the Boersma family put into a company. I couldn't ever get out of (the Boersma family home) without having hot apple pie and a big meal, or something.

It's always about money. The pie's getting ready to be bigger and the owners, I don't think they feel they have to share the same percentage of that pie because what we've been getting should be good enough. Therein lies the biggest friction.

Dawn Wells, who is Mary-Ann, has a cookbook out, which is really a lot of fun. It's got thirteen coconut cream pie recipes.

Everyone likes pie. But people like pie a la mode even better. In the pie of life, arts is the ice cream.