Rodents Quotations

With the exception of certain rodents, no other vertebrate except Homo sapiens habitually destroys members of his own species.

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent.

In middle school, I was really into the 'Redwall' series, about anthropomorphic rodents in medieval times. I had a bowl cut, too, if you need the full imagery.

I'm not looking to freak people out - eating rodents or bugs. I don't do that anymore.

I do not knowingly kill any living thing - including insects or rodents - and I thank my food for sustaining me.

We can't afford to let these destructive rodents get a foothold in this watershed. Once an aggressive non-native species ... gains a foothold, the long-term costs become enormous.

We're doing this to keep the streets clean and to control rodents as best we can.

The rat had no morals, no conscience, no scruples, no consideration, no decency, no milk of rodent kindness, no compunctions, no higher feeling, no friendliness, no anything

Sandbags take up less room in storage than tires. They're also less likely to be a home for rodents and other vermin.

The message, pure and simple, from the sheriff is: We're not going to tolerate gang-related crimes. We're going to seek these rodents out, we're going to arrest them, we're going to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. It's that simple.

Now, many of us in the Labour Party are conservationists - and we all love the red squirrel. But there is one ginger rodent which we never want to see again - Danny Alexander.

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes

Let’s find someplace where there aren’t any dead people, insects, or rodents. For that matter, someplace that’s big enough to accommodate both of us without crimping any internal organs. (Shahara) Picky, picky, picky. (Syn)

Your father wasn’t a positive influence on you, was he? (Simone) Being the god of nightmares, he wasn’t a warm fuzzy bunny. Unless you count Happy Bunny. Amazingly the two of them have a lot in common…And I have to say that I’ve developed a fondness for that pissy rodent. (Xypher)

A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost.

You mean he came to your school? The scandalous rodent-loaf!

When collapse is imminent, the little rodents flee.

But there was more to it than that. As the Amazing Maurice said, it was just a story about people and rats. And the difficult part of it was deciding who the people were, and who were the rats.

Don't "pole-vault over mouse truds" - by the time you've discussed the many options available to you, the problem itself could have been long behind you had you simply disposed of those rodent droppings with a simple tissue and dumped them into the garbage!