Saloons Quotations

I tell you that the curse of God Almighty is on the saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.

If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.