Schmucks Quotations

It’s the downside of a family business: anything good is because I’m somebody’s son; otherwise, I’m a schmuck.

The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck.

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you.

Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.