It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.
Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.
What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.
Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
Two thongs don't make a right.