We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!
I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat
Tell me something, Adron. Sometime you’ve never shared with anyone else. Not even Thia. (Livia) I’m the one who glued Zarina to the toilet seat when she was seven. (Adron)
Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat.
Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.
You're asking the government to control individual morality. This is a government that can't buy a toilet seat for under $600.