Toilets Quotations | Page 2

I am a big fan of long drop, composting toilets - I like the cycle of using waste. When you have experienced one and seen what comes out of the bottom, it is amazing stuff. It's the most beautiful, driest, sweet-smelling compost.

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

Among the measures put up to contain the situation are clearing and spraying of waste water drains, clearing of garbage, installation of pilled water, new toilets are being put up and food hawking in the area has been banned.

I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party.

The toilets are flushing great in the locker room.

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum.

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.

No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.