There is a great supply of amateur undertakers in show business.
Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies?
You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in.
She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.
Fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all.
I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.