Underwear Quotations | Page 2

When the Transportation Security Administration adopted body scanners at airports, activists wrote the Fourth Amendment on their underwear in metallic paint readable by the new devices.

When you're on local TV in LA, in a way you're auditioning every night, because producers are sitting at home watching the news in their underwear like everybody else, ... Merv called and said, 'I'm doing a game show.' I said, 'Well, maybe.'

My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.

I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home...I wouldn't think of washing them.

Operating systems are like underwear — nobody really wants to look at them.

When I sit down to write, which is the essential moment in my life, I am completely alone. Whenever I write a book, I accumulate a lot of documentation. That background material is the most intimate part of my private life. It's a little embarrassing - like being seen in your underwear It's like the way magicians never tell others how they make a dove come out of a hat.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

I didn't even know my bra size until I made a movie.