Anne Meara Quotations

One time I laughed so hard, I just had to go and change my pantyhose. I lost it. Lost it. At least it wasn't onstage.

Growing up, I loved drama and fantasies. I hated the Marx Brothers. I took all that confusion seriously.

Families interest me - I'm part of one; most of us come from one. And I'm curious about the choices made in life, how they affect things, and how those choices happen.

I was a dedicated, boring student. The last thing I wanted was to be a comedienne.

I would never presume to give anyone advice.

I love documentaries and the computer. I am a little addicted to the computer, and that relaxes me. I find information, I shop, and I look up people I worked with to find out if they're dead or alive.

I don't drink liquor, but I do like chocolate ice cream soda.

People never know what's going on while it's happening. You think, during the Renaissance, people called it 'The Renaissance'?

My mother loved movies, and I loved movies like she loved movies. So I wanted to do that. I'd send away for movie magazines - the old thing of everybody wanting to be a star or whatever.

If you can't hurt the other person at least once a day, then you've got no relationship.