Bette Midleris an American singer, songwriter, actress, comedian, and film producer... (wikipedia)
[On Denmark:] ... that little country of cottage cheese and courage ...
Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there's a seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes a rose.
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
My whole life has been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God's presence, the kind of transcendent, magical experience that let's you see your place in the big picture. And that is what I had with my first compost heap.
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.
Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.
Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love's not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true ...In this life I was loved by you.
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.
If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.