Bob Saget Quotations | Page 2

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?