Bobby Heenan Quotations

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.