Charles Adams Quotations

Buy a tin of food with no wrapper and be surprised at tea time.

Get dealt a set of cards in life, and just deal with them........no problem.

Rulers do not reduce taxes to be kind. Expediency and greed create high taxation, and normally it takes an impending catastrophe to bring it down.

Any exposed piping, go ahead and cover it with foam insulation.

If an S and an I and an O and a U - With an X at the end spell Su; And an E and a Y and an E spell I, - Pray what is a speller to do? Then, if also an S and an I and a G - And an HED spell side, There's nothing much left for a speller to do, But to g

It's three inches thick, so it's going to keep all the heat inside your water heater that otherwise would be radiating out into your room.

In this country men seem to live for action as long as they can and sink into apathy when they retire.

As an editor, I've always known that memoirs are selective truth. I don't know that I've ever known anybody who created things, made them up, so much as I know that people edit their memories. We all do this.

The American experiment is the most tremendous and far reaching engine of social change which has ever either blessed or cursed mankind.

You peel the back of the tape off, so when you go around the door, it seals those gaps off.