Chris Morris Quotations

We have to find out what happened between the first four weeks and the past four weeks. This offense isn't as productive. We have the same people, but we're not clicking.

There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.

If we get out there and find other problems that take longer, we could lose money.

I can't do much about it, ... I consider myself one of the best centers out there. I'll put myself up against any defensive lineman in the country. But as long as we win, I'm happy.

If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.

We can do better than this. We're happy, but we still didn't score every time we were on the field. And that's what our goal is.

The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.

We thought we would reflect on and complement the international nature of the Kentucky Derby.

He's a very experienced and uncompromising midfielder, and I like having that type of player in my squad.

He's been our go-to player all year. It seems like he always hits big shots for us and he did it again tonight.

It is a whole new way to drink.

Maybe it's a good thing that we've never been there. We don't know about the pressure. We've never had to deal with it. So all we have to do is play football.

We'd like to see William Fleming again in the last game of the regional tournament. If things work out for both of us, I guess that's what would happen.

When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.

We've got to find what's wrong. We've got a lot of soul-searching to do.

We all auditioned and they chose who fit what part the best.

We gave Drew plenty of time to make his throws, and he made the throws.

Everybody in the conference has a chance to win it. The team that makes the fewest mistakes down the road is going to be the champion of this league.

A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

Ten years ago, if your computer was broken, you put it in the car and took it to the shop, no big deal,

Pulaski had two players who had big games and we didn't have anyone who did.

a feat that would be a real technological advancement.

Now if you have a wireless network that won't connect, well, you need someone on-site.

No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.

You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'

They made their free throws. That's what an experienced team does. They've been to the regional final. They know what it's like.

This movie is very different from the typical teenage/high school movies that have come out in the past, ... There's no filthy stuff.

I told the guys tomorrow is our most important practice and Friday is our most important game.

It's always been a dream. And the dream has been becoming more realistic ever since.

It's like the piece of the net at the Final Four. One place on earth, one day, there it is.

You think every time things don't go our way, he's going to be our hero, our savior. But he's only human. Today wasn't his day.

They can lose money and be successful by bringing in business (purchases of products) for Best Buy. I can't do that. We can't lose money and succeed.

I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.

You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.